Um... NASA, WTF????

Now I really have heard EVERYTHING: Astronauts flying under the influence of alcohol. I mean give me a break.

I truly can't be bothered to look up the name of that mallet-wielding, pepper-spray carrying, and possibly diaper-wearing jilted lover chick who caused NASA to conduct the internal review that led to this most recent embarrassment, but at least she waited to act a fool (as Barbara Jean would say) once she was back on the ground. And though I wish alcohol could explain what she did, apparently she crossed a few state lines ready to kick some love rival ass while she was stone cold sober. But lifting off into space while so obviously drunk that colleagues are concerned for their safety? That just about rips it. Try piloting an America West flight that drunk and see what happens.

Along with the shameless increase in public nosepicking, yet further evidence that we are truly witnessing the decline and fall of western civilization.

Sigh...